am tempted to change text post tag to “life updates”. more on this later. later being when i wake up

literally if u ever need me to tag a thing feel free to let me know like as soon as u follow me even u can send me an ask letting me know the things u want me to talk & i will do it for u i just want u all to be safe & happy plz let me know ily all

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

sweetcatastrophex:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

roisinlikesbooks:

ninthdoctorsbutt:

YESTERDAY EVENING I WAS WONDERING WHY REMUS LOVED CHOCOLATE SO MUCH WHEN I REALISED

CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS FOR DOGS

WHAT IF YOUNG REMUS STARTED LOVING CHOCOLATE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT KILLED THE WOLF PART OF HIM

just once I want a Lupin headcanon that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today
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